welcome to the jungle

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scruffythegodofthunder:

Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.

the face of a broken man

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anrgy:

inspirational

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darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

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gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

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